Title: The Reason Why Erik is Banned from the Kitchen and All Cooking Stores
Rating: PG
Word Count: 330
Pairings/Characters: Erik Lensherr (Magneto), Charles Xavier, Raven Darkholme (Mystique), Emma Frost
Genre: Crack/humor
Summary: Erik was experiencing something he hadn't felt in years: boredom. Written at the urging of heeroluva, and inspired by this.

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Title: How Beside the Dying Fire REALLY Happened
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1643
Pairings/Characters: Glenn/Daryl, Rick Grimes, Lori Grimes, Carl Grimes, Herschel Greene, Carol Peletier, T-Dog, Andrea
Genre: Crack/humor
Warnings: Mild language, spoilers for episode 2x12 and 2x13
Summary: Walkers are approaching the farm, Shane is dead, and--T-Dog! What in ( Read more... )

Title: UNYKORN SPACE
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 296
Characters / Pairings: (platonic?)Abby/McGee/Unicorn, Gibbs, Tony, Vance, Abby, Ziva, Palmer, Ducky, McGee, random unicorn
Genre / Category: Bad fic, humor, crack
Warnings: Beware of everything you see in bad fics, character death, equal opportunity character bashing (Sorry!), stereotyping (Sorry!), ( Read more... )

Title: Endings and Beginnings
Rating: G
Word Count: 1154
Pairing: Bones/hypospray/booze, Kirk/McCoy friendship
Genre: Academy!era, borderline crack/humor, hurt/comfort
Summary: Jim finds Bones curled up on his bed, absolutely depressed and certain that the only relationship he’s ever have is that of a threesome with his booze and his hypospray. For the ( Read more... )